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WONDERING WHAT SANTA SHOULD BRING (or you should give to yourself…): The Dude Ranch Experience is the Bomb! – Take it from me, I’ve done it…

I’m your regular cross-garbing, weekend warrior trail rider who previously showed her horses and who previously fit into her tights a little better.

I have fancy, hotter horses, no Quarter Horses (yet).  Most of my headstalls are English and I ride bitless.
I don’t own any Cowboy boots and my saddles are kinda foo-foo.

I don’t think I fit into any category; but I’m definitely not the kind of gal you’d picture on a Dude Ranch.


One of the very best experiences of my riding life was on a Dude Ranch.

(You can read about it here.)

This is me in my non-ranchy wear, my endurance saddle and rented (fabulous) ranch horse, Fizz - loving every minute!



For sure you have to pick the right ranch for your type of dreamy experience.  Luckily, there are all types of Dude Ranches out there.  You can do the rough and tumble all week cattle drive OR you can choose the Equine/Spa experience where both you and your horse relax in foofey, overthetop luxury.

I just wanted nice showers.  I had to have a nice bathroom and shower.  That’s it.  Oh, and I didn’t want really hot desert riding.


John Varian of the V-6 Ranch.



To be honest, I never, ever thought about attending any Dude Ranch.  Yeesh.  Nasty, tobacco spittin’ guys who think wimmin are all wusses.  I pictured using a sagebrush as a potty and eating salty, preservative infused jerky and acquiring some sort of body itch that I couldn’t cure.  For sure I was going to be the worst rider there…  And absolutely my horses would be the laughing stock.  I could picture the cows sniggering at my high stepping TWHs or Morgans.

No thanks.  Dude Ranches were not for me.

I didn't think I was the Dude Ranch 'type'...



Lo and Behold, a misguided email ended up in my box.   It spoke of a bunch of local women who were getting together and renting a California Dude Ranch for a weekend.


I knew ‘of’ the women but I hardly knew any of them.  But, of what I did know, none of them were very intimidating or hard core.  All of them seemed like they just wanted to have a good time.  So, I was intrigued.  If they could do it, I could certainly do this.

So, I looked the ranch up on the Internet:  THE V-6 RANCH.

Hmmmm, again.  Looked nice.  Not too fancy but not too gritty, either.  The photos showed a beautiful ranch house and people of all ages alive and well.  Obviously they had survived the experience with a smile.  Hmmmm.   It wasn’t expensive, either.  Food included.  Wine, too.

I bit.  I signed up and paid before I could stop myself from thinking about it.

I was going…

One of the last large private ranches in California


All I can say is that the weekend was the one of my best ever horse riding experiences.

I have made life-long friends and memories that will never fade.  I can still smell the fragrant morning air.  I can still feel my smile as I looked across the incredible landscape and I can still hear the Western movie soundtrack I played inside my head every time I emerged from my cabin and walked over to my horse… (I bet you can hear it now, too!)

The view outside my cabin


Choose wisely and DON’T BRING YOUR OWN HORSE.

OK, bring your own horse if you are totally sure that your horse is remarkably fit and remarkably socialized.

For my two cents, after watching over 35 people struggle and feel embarrassed that their mount “wasn’t like he/she is at home.” thing…, I advise you to use a fully ‘been there, done that’ ranch horse.  These horses make the experience easy.

I rented a ranch horse and I think that is one reason why I loved every moment.  My mare was incredible.  I wanted to be her girlfriend at the end. I was sad that we wouldn’t be able to do lunch on another day.  I mean, she was TOUGH and strong and resourceful and agile and incredible but very honest and kind.  “All in a day’s work, ma’am.”  I wanted to buy her, she was that amazing.  I felt so secure on her that I just let my reins go and held on – figuratively.





I TOTALLY ENDORSE AND RECOMMEND V-6 Ranch (no affiliation although I wish there was…)

I had such a great time, I can fully recommend the V-6 Ranch.

Not only did I fall in love with the family that served every meal and set up all the activities; the environment had no pressure.  I could do whatever I wanted to do.  I didn’t have to be with the group.  And that was just fine.  Everything was just fine – especially the wonderful wine tasting we had one night.  MMMMM!

I still receive their email and this came yesterday so I thought I’d pass it on in case you wanted to treat yourself or ask Santa.

This is where I went... If you can, do it!


I don’t know anything about these other Dude Ranches but there are associations and websites all over to peruse.  You might want to find one in your area so I’ve listed a few internet ideas.  If you do go, please report back!!

I found:




Dude Ranch Association

Dude Ranch Association



I’m not saying that the Dude Ranch Experience is for everybody – but it could be.

I really believe that if you are into horses (in any way), you’ll love to see them in nature.  So, if you can, give yourself a treat and research the best ranch for your lifestyle – AND GO!


That’s me, waving. I had such a great time! Loved it.

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What’s a Nice English Rider Like Me Doing at a Dude Ranch?! Yippee-Ki-Ay!

What’s a nice little trail rider like me doing on a Dude Ranch?  Well, it just happened.  I was minding my own business when an email came into my box from a friend who casually mentioned that she was getting her trailer ready for Cowboy Camp.  Like Scooby-Do, my head cocked alert and I replied, HUH??


Evidently, 20+ women from around my area had grouped together to make enough members to sponsor a weekend at V-6 RANCH in CA near the Paso Robles area.  (V-6 is family owned and operated with 20,000 acres of glorious ranch land.)  I hardly knew any of the women, and I am a creature of comfort so anything with “camp” attached to it was probably not for me — but for some reason, I was compelled to attach myself to this group.  I asked my most important question, “What are the bathrooms/showers like?” and upon hearing that no one had ever been there before… I stepped up anyway (I surprised myself, actually…).  Now that I had wriggled my way “in”, I had no idea that I was embarking upon an adventure that would live inside my heart for the rest of my life.

First of all, let me explain the variables.  You could bring your own horse (a 6 hour trailer ride for us) or you could rent a ranch horse.  You could stay in a hotel nearby, the “bunkhouse”, or your vehicle/trailer or tent in the campground.  And, you could decide how much riding you really wanted to do each day.  There would be organized rides everyday.  You could go all day, break off at lunch, or not go at all.  It all sounded fine and dandy but I wanted to know more.  So, I called Barb, the family member in charge of fielding such calls — poor girl.  Barb was lovely and explained it all in a very genteel way.  After she most graciously answered all my city slicker questions, I decided to bring my horse, stay in the bunkhouse, and determine how much riding I wanted once I had my first ride.  (I felt like I was playing CLUE … I’ll take Col. Mustard with the wrench in the Library…).

However, after I committed myself and a few weeks later, work got crazy busy for me and I called back trying to cancel.  This time I got Barb’s husband, John, who in his best Marlboro Man voice, talked me out of it.  He said, “use one of our horses and drive up when you can.  Just make it easy on yourself and we’ll take care of you.  If you need to use your computer, you can go to my house and use our Internet.  But, your Blackberry should work fine here.  Do you have Verizon?”  Wow.  This Marlboro Man was not spending all of his time on the range, I see…  The bathroom/shower situation was looking up!

OK, so I decide to go without hauling my horse so I beg out of the Macy’s Parade of horse trailers caravaning down all at once (safety in numbers but I’d hate to get caught behind them on I-5).   I left later hauling buns down the 101 to get to camp before dark.  The V-6 Ranch is somewhere between Paso Robles and Bakersfield in a town called Parkfield, the “Earthquake Capital of CA.”  The population is 18.  Yet, they have a restaurant, hotel and a schoolhouse.  Interesting.  I come to find out that basically, the Varians, who own V-6, pretty much built the town.  John Varian, the Marlboro Man, is a log home builder so he just builds whatever they need to accommodate visitors.  Cool!

So, I arrive late.  It’s dark.  I creep my truck into the black pathway towards the raging campfire that I see ahead.  Total merriment!  I feel like the person who arrives at the party after it is in full swing… which is exactly who I was.  I walk up to the campfire like the stranger from Mars and everyone stops and stares.  It was a bit unsettling.  But big Marlboro Man John gives me a warm smile and instructs me on how to get to the bunkhouse, “just drive right up there…”.  I say, “right up there?” and he says, “Sure!”  So I drive right up, literally right up,  to the entrance of the fabulous, built with love, bunkhouse.  “Pick any one with a key in the door!” OK.  I picked the first one on the right.  I opened the door and it was cute as could be!  Clean, tidy, two beds, a chair, a mirror, a waste basket and plenty of wall hooks.  Perfect!  I put my stuff down and went back towards the fire.  There I saw the enormous, three-sided dance hall type Western room filled with tables and happy people. On the right side of the vast expanse was a kitchen with lovely ladies washing dishes and putting dinner away.  When they saw me, the new stranger, they opened their arms and started serving up whatever I wanted.  Nice!  This is when I met Barb, John’s wife, face to face.  What a doll!

Of course, the biggest issue for me was yet to come.  What about the bathrooms? Well, I leaped over that hurdle like an Olympian.  No worries.  Another feature built by Marlboro Man John.  There were four really cute bathrooms and a quad shower.  I would survive. Phew.


THANK GOD I HAVE A RANCH HORSE. That was my mantra to myself all day.  Here we were, over 20 ladies (and a few gents) who mostly brought their show or trail mounts from home.  I must say, most of the horses are in great shape.  And, I would also have agreed that, not knowing what I found out on Day 1, most of these horses would be fine to trail ride all day.  Heh Heh.  THANK GOD I HAVE A RANCH HORSE… OMG!  Trail riding is one thing, cross country is another thing and endurance riding is yet another thing… but NOTHING is like riding the range.  OMG!  We had a pack of 20 some horses who were jigging and bucking and romping around like newbies at the Puppy Bowl.  None of these horses had ever done anything like this.  Uphills, steeps, loooooooong downhills, narrows, curves, up, up. up, cows, other loose running horses, wide open spaces, running deer… you get the picture.  Nonsensical, hysterical, fun and nostril flaring mayhem! .  Even my wonderful Fizz, the seasoned ranch horse, was a bit jiggy.  But for me, on not my horse, I was liberated from any guilt or pressure that one feels when their horse is acting up or too tired to take another step.  I just rode.  Fizz had the “been there, done that” attitude that kept me loving the ride and totally free to absorb my beautiful surroundings.

That night, all of us who survived — just kidding — had a lovely home cooked meal served by the Varian family, listened to John senior (Jack) tell his tales, sat by the fire, joked, recounted and licked our saddle wounds.  The more time we spent, the more stories were told and the closer we all became.  That night, we slept like babies — well most of us anyway — those folks in tents weren’t such happy campers.  I think late October is a bit too frosty for tents in Earthquake country.  Needless to say, the next night, no one was in a tent…


THANK GOD I HAVE A RANCH HORSE was again my mantra for the day.  We had the lovely opportunity to ride past one of the lakes and up to the top where there is a cabin to have lunch.  Seems innocuous enough, right?  I now know that nothing seems as steep when you are on the ground looking up.  Ha!  Again, we masterful riders felt like wussies.  But before I get into our spiderman ride up the side of the mountain, let me tell you that half of the riders peeled off and went back to camp after reaching the lake.  Their adventure would be as remarkable as ours due to the Varian’s 13 year old son who was leading them to camp while texting.  This I say with a smile because he was as cute as could be and totally adept in the saddle.  He was 13… and busy. ;) Truth to tell, it wasn’t his fault that this party got lost.  (And, you can’t really get lost, you just take a different and longer route than anticipated.)  The father, Marlboro Man John, kinda told the son to take the wrong turn by the tree near the fence with the hole near the bog  — you know what I mean (again feeling like I’m playing CLUE here).  Still this party had a great time, they just got to take the more scenic route.

Anyway, back to us.  Our small party, led by John, was going up and up and up and up.  (THANK GOD I HAVE A RANCH HORSE.)   I have to honestly say that all of us were scared at one time or another.  One gal, and I don’t blame her, got off her horse and took the lunch van back down… Another asked John quite seriously, “Has a horse ever died up here doing this?”  “Not yet…” he said with a smile.  It was really an adventure beyond adventures!  We were never in danger but it was so intense that there wasn’t a time that we weren’t all watching the ground, the horse, the land ahead and our pulses.  My horse gave me the impression that she had certainly done this before.  She knew when to rest, she knew how to navigate where we were going, and she knew how to take care of me.  I loved her. She was the first quarter horse I had ever ridden and I loved her.  Anyway, back to the ride… when we finally made it to the cabin, it was like we were thirsty travelers lost in the desert and emerging from anticipated death.  Once we knew we had finally arrived, we were exuberant!  It was totally awesome!  We did it!  It was like base jumping and surviving.  We turned around and looked at the incredible scenery from whence we’d come and we were so proud.  OMG.  I will never forget that ride.  And, I’ll always have respect for the range riders.  How do they do that every single day.  Hats off…

That night, the weary but satisfied riders had another wonderful meal provided by Barb and her mother, punctuated by a lovely wine tasting offered by Sculpterra Vineyards (Really good.  I purchased several bottles).  Wow!  I slept like a baby, again, that night.

As an aside, I did notice that I kept dragging in acorns from outside my room. I could not figure out why there were progressively more acorns on my bunk room floor every time I entered. More on that later.


Thank God I have a ranch horse (but it sure would be fun to have my own horse; I kinda miss not sharing this with him).  On the last day, we all took a shorter, equally as lovely route through the valley and stopped at the the family barn/arena to watch the Varians prep for a local rodeo.  Kids from 8 to 50 were roping and riding like Wild Bill!  I was totally impressed by one young girl who rocked out there!  We had another faboo lunch while we watched the festivities and gently rode back to camp, laughing and recounting the events of the last three days.

(This last photo is me atop my trusted mare, Fizz.)


As I was stripping my bed, a flurry of acorns flew out from the bed frame and scattered about the room.  Evidently, some clever woodland creature had also been rooming in my bunkhouse before I arrived.  He must have been very upset that I had ruined his winter storage area.  So much work, dashed by the huge, ignorant human!


This is the story of my Dude Ranch Experience at the V-6.  I will never forget the sweet hospitality of all the Varians and the incredible adventure that would never have happened anywhere else.

By the way, I found out, or at least urban legend says,  that “kai yea” is an Indian term for “move fast” and the cowboy made it into Ki-Ay while gathering cattle.  Yup.  Exactly.  For me, it was truly an event that moved in and out of my life far too fast.  Yippee kai yea!

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